Dick Cheney walks into the Oval Office and sees The President whooping and hollering.

?What's the matter, Mr. President?? The Vice President inquired.

?Nothing at all, boss. I just done finished a jigsaw puzzle in record time!? The President beamed.

?How long did it take you??

?Well, the box said '3 to 5 Years' but I did it in a month!?