| Money gives you tension
MONEY GIVES U TENSION,
MAKES U GREEDY,
MAKES UR ENEMIES
&
MAKES UR L...
| Dec-03 | |
| Monkey saves this message
What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ?
Monkey saves this message &
D...
| Nov-15 | |
| By face how do i look
By face how do i look?
Innocent!
Sharp!
Proud!
Full of attitude!
Decent!
I...
| Nov-14 | |
| In rain all birds occupy shelter
In rain all birds occupy shelter but eagle is
da one 1 dat avoids da rain by f...
| Nov-14 | |
| spcl numbr goes in2 my phone
spcl numbr goes in2 my phone
spcl photos go in2 my album
spcl mmories go in2 ...
| Nov-10 | |
| A smile gives red color 2 ur cheeks
A smile gives red color 2 ur cheeks,
white color to ur teeth,
pink color 2 ur ...
| Nov-09 | |
| You must b feeling ur mobile heavier
You must b feeling ur mobile heavier after ecieving this message coz this msg co...
| Oct-31 | |
| 6 thinigs u must never lose
Message: In life There are 6 thinigs u must never lose,
..1. Character
..2. ...
| Oct-27 | |
| One day my BRAIN asked 2 my HEART
One day my BRAIN asked 2 my HEART,
Why u sending SMS 2 that PERSON who dont SMS...
| Oct-23 | |
| Life is cricket Dont lose Ur wicket
Life is cricket
Dont lose Ur wicket,
Try 2 get century,
Never 4get Ur boundar...
| Oct-20 | |
| Degrees of girls
Degrees of girls!
B.A.-Beautiful Angel
B.E.-Beautiful Eyes
B.Sc.-Beautiful St...
| Oct-06 | |
| Luck has a peculiar habit
Luck has a peculiar habit of favoring
Those who dont depend on it,
So just bel...
| Sep-27 | |
| Without u life is black and white
Without u ,life is black and white
Without u ,the world is no hops no light
...
| Sep-25 | |
| Your aim in life should be
Ur aim in life shud b 54321...
Shockd!!
I mean?
5- Five digit salary
4- ...
| Aug-20 | |
| Just be gently put a finger inside
Just be gently? put a finger inside?
Yes? yes if one finger cant make it,
Ju...
| Jul-05 | |
| Kissing at Top Fingering at Middle
Kissing at Top,
Fingering at Middle,
Firing at Bottom,
U know the answer?
...
| Apr-28 | |
| Just turn your back
If u find whole of the world against you
& you r alone on one side
then wat w...
| Apr-18 | |
| A young man asks a kind priest
A young man asks a kind priest: "Father is it a sin 2 sleep with a girl?
Fath...
| Mar-08 | |
| To be a Good professional
To be a "Good professional", always start to study late for "Exams". Because...
| Mar-05 | |
| when we get married i will share
Girl: when we get married, i want to share all your worries, troubles and lighte...
| Mar-02 | |
| If a devil catches ur wife
Q: If a devil catches ur wife, wat wud u do?
A: U can do nothing. If devil h...
| Mar-02 | |
| How papa looks like
A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like.
Mama dog said: "Your dad cam...
| Feb-19 | |
| A notice in a factory for girl workers
A notice in a factory for girl workers.
"If your skirt is long, protect your...
| Feb-19 | |
| Brotherly love
Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what...
| Feb-18 | |
| Sweet lovely baby
A lady was pregnant. Her son asked her ?Mom, What?s in u?r tummy??
Mom answer...
| Feb-17 | |
| Thanks for the warning
A girl says to her boyfriend, ?One kiss and I?ll be yours forever.?
The guy s...
| Feb-17 | |
| Nobody is ever satisfied
Nobody is ever satisfied, Poor men wish they were rich, Rich men wish they were ...
| Feb-17 | |
| 12 Stages of modern love
12 Stages of modern love!
January - Rose
February - Propose
March - Gift
A...
| Feb-16 | |
| Imagine your in 3rd floor
Interviewer: just imagine your in 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you esc...
| Feb-12 | |
| difference between stress and tension
What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife...
| Feb-12 | |
| Let me invite you to meet
Boy: I heard you are getting married?
Girl: Yeahhaa!
Boy: But you love me?...
| Feb-12 | |
| Will u remove something from my
A very sexy & attractive female employee said her boss:
Sir, will u remove some...
| Feb-12 | |
| What is a Girl Friend
What is a Girl Friend?
Ans: Addition of Problem, Substraction of Money, Multi...
| Feb-10 | |
| Life has its Ups n Downs
Life has its Ups n Downs.
Sometimes the sun shines,
sometimes the rain lash...
| Jan-31 | |
| 7 Rules to be happy
7 RULES TO BE HAPPY.....
1. Never hate.....
2. Don`t worry.....
3. Live simpl...
| Jan-31 | |
| When does skin meet skin
When does skin meet skin?
Hairs meet hair?
& balls disappear?
Think......
| Jan-29 | |
| U r the 1st thing that
U r the 1st thing that comes 2 my mind.
I wish I could start my day with
U ...
| Jan-19 | |
| What is a Girl Friend
What is a Girl Friend?
Ans: Addition of Problem, Substraction of Money, Mult...
| Jan-16 | |
| fullform of COLLEGE
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE-
C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Eac...
| Jan-14 | |
| Imagine life without girls
just imagine life without girls:
the result markets silent streets empty the po...
| Jan-14 | |
| Life is a railway station
Life is a railway station, where love is a train, it will come and go any time, ...
| Jan-14 | |
| U got Sex Appeal
U got Sex Appeal...U got Class...U got Moves...U got da Face, da Body....shit......
| Jan-09 | |
