| A - you are Attractive
A - you are Attractive
B - you are the Best
C - you are Cute
D - you are Dear...
| Jan-01 | |
| A rose is always rose
A rose is always rose whether its in a golden pot or in d dust bin.
Same way yo...
| Dec-05 | |
| I am made of 5 letters
I am made of 5 letters,
If U remove the first letter,
It is part of our body.
...
| Nov-26 | |
| The latest slogn of boys
The latest slogn of boys:
Pakistan is our nation
Girls are our Destination
Da...
| Nov-14 | |
| When u pass beside me
When u pass beside me, my heart beat increases twice of its original.
.
.
.
...
| Nov-07 | |
| 10 percent road accidents are due to drunken
10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving.
Which makes it a logical sta...
| Oct-31 | |
| When sadness fills ur heart
When things go wrong, when sadness fills ur heart & when tears flow 4rm ur eyes,...
| Oct-29 | |
| Some times small things
Some times small things in life hurt alot??..
if u dont agree with me????
th...
| Oct-27 | |
| Are you free tomorrow
hi where r u?
are you free tomorrow can u come to andheri?
please coz,tomorrow...
| Oct-20 | |
| Do u knw y in a couple photo
Q: Do u knw y in a couple"s photo
man is on d right side & woman on d left?
A...
| Oct-08 | |
| If u have 1 father call me
If u have 1 father, call me.
If u have 2 fathers, sms me.
If u have 3 fathers,...
| Oct-06 | |
| i kill poople for money
i am a killer!
i kill poople for money,
i am a killer! i kill people for m...
| Oct-02 | |
| True Love is like a pillow
True Love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on ...
| Sep-29 | |
| Gud looks catch the eyes
Gud looks catch the eyes, but gud personality catches the heart. You are blessed...
| Sep-28 | |
| Shut Up surprises 4 u
Shut Up"""
S=surprises 4 u
H=happiness 4 u
U=unlimited love 4 u
T=true pas...
| Sep-23 | |
| Wear a helmet while driving
I want 2 tell u something.
Please dont mistake me.
Please do it sincerely.
W...
| Sep-19 | |
| Reason for having two girlfriends
A Solid reason for having two girlfriends at one time:
Monopoly is always dam...
| Sep-19 | |
| CONGRATS Your phone has been
CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game.
To play,throw y...
| Sep-17 | |
| Terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers
Terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers,
And demanded of 500000 rs or else,
Th...
| Sep-13 | |
| Mission to Make u cute
I am on MIssion,
Mission to Make u cute,
Mission to Make u Smart,
Mission...
| Sep-13 | |
| Flowers die Stories End
Flowers die,
Stories End,
Songs Fade,
Memories are forgotten,
All things com...
| Sep-03 | |
| You are smiling again
Hey! Cutie? ..yes U!
You are smiling again,
Its bcoz I told U that Ur CUTE,
H...
| Sep-03 | |
| One day devil came in my dream
One day devil came in my dream and asked me the contact no.
Of an HONEST pers...
| Aug-11 | |
| Most people have 5 senses
Most people have 5 senses.
Some people have 6 senses.
But u r blessed with 7 s...
| Jul-30 | |
| What is education
what is education?
it is the system bcoz of
which we waste 1/4 of our life to ...
| Jul-17 | |
| MobiLe in water for 2 minutes
Today is Titanic"s 98th Anniversary!
So All the True Lovers are Requested
...
| Jul-12 | |
| Wen u pass by me my heartbeat increases
Wen u pass by me, my heartbeat increases
thousand times more than the regular b...
| Jul-07 | |
| Bet on letter
Customer : If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Delhi in two days time?...
| Jul-01 | |
| Photographs of natural disasters
Hi, whats up? listen can I get a picture of yours?
The thing is that I have s...
| Jun-21 | |
| What is humanity
SoMe one AsKs Me Wht is hUmAnity
I wud SiT nExT 2u
PuLL U CloSe 2 Me
PuT mY A...
| Jun-16 | |
| Havent I seen u on TV
Neighbour:Havent I seen u on TV?
Actor:Well,I do appear,on and off,u know.
H...
| Jun-15 | |
| You are very special for me
You are very special for me. I am very concerned about your safety. But I cant b...
| Jun-13 | |
| God thought that since he
God thought that since he couldnt be everywhere he made a mother.
Then devil...
| Jun-10 | |
| If I was an artist
If I was an artist,
you wuld be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my ...
| Jun-09 | |
| He took me from a bar
He took me from a bar,
He took me in his car,
He took my top off,
He puts his...
| May-24 | |
| Send dis msg to 10 girls n win free
"I LOVE U" send dis msg to 10 gurls n win free trip to ur nearest Police station...
| May-20 | |
| Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat
Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat,
Sweet words r nice 2 say,
But sweet people r really...
| May-16 | |
| God saw me hungry he created pizza
God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.
He s...
| May-05 | |
| Love is definitely blind
Wen sumbody who is deeply in luv wid u tells u tat ur cute,beautiful & angelic, ...
| Apr-22 | |
| Difference between pleasure and torture
Whats the difference between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of you &...
| Apr-22 | |
| GALILEO Great mind
GALILEO : Great mind!
EINSTINE : Genius mind!
NEWTON : Extraordinary mind!
BI...
| Apr-20 | |
| When u miss someone special
I m going to write on all the bricks I MISS U and i wish that one falls on ur he...
| Apr-20 | |
| Girl Friend Are Like a Net Virus
Girl Friend Are Like a
Net Virus...
They Enter Your Life
Scan Your Pocket
E...
| Apr-18 | |
| Another Moon Possible
Another Moon?... Possible
Another Sun?... Possible
Another Sky?... Possible
A...
| Apr-18 | |
| My feelings 4u have never changed
From Monday to Sunday,
From Jan To Dec,
From birth till my death,
My feelings...
| Apr-17 | |
