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Fresh flowers for you
Fresh flowers for you.....!. . . .. . what r u looking for..? " " " " ...
Jan-03
I saw u on a road U look so beautiful
I saw u on a road,U look so beautiful.u walk as a divine.when i see u a sweet so...
Nov-06
Last night some Monkeys came running
Last night some Monkeys came running to my room. They wanted to trouble good pe...
Oct-31
Mental people neend extra care
Some time my heart ask,Why i miss u? Why i like u? Why i SMS u? Why i call u? Wh...
Sep-23
I have a confession to make
I have a confession to make ever since i met u its been hard for me to 4get u ...
Sep-15
what can confuse an abnormal person
what can confuse an abnormal person? think.... think hard.... don"t know th...
Sep-04
Heartbeats are countless
Heartbeats are countless, Spirits are ageless, Dreams are endless, Memories a...
Sep-03
U r miles away from me
U r miles away from me. Still Im watching Ur every movement by 3 different cha...
Aug-27
What would confuse a mentally
What would confuse a mentally challenged person? Answer: A pineapple. Conf...
Aug-23
I need sum one ugly
i am at the police station the police caught me & filed a case against me 4 p...
Aug-12
V gathered in a large hall
V gathered in a large hall, an angel askd us 2 write dwn r sins b4 going to ...
Aug-12
I applied 4 a job at the mental hospital
Hey, I applied 4 a job at the mental hospital. But they said I needed at least ...
Aug-07
My eyes detected
My eyes detected My heart reacted Thousand were rejected & Only you were sele...
Aug-01
V gathered in a large hall
V gathered in a large hall, an angel askd us 2 write dwn r sins b4 going to he...
Jun-16
1 day a monkey lukd in2
1 day a monkey lukd in2 d mirror n sed Oh my ugly face, fat nose & killd himse...
Jun-16
Scientist all over the world
Morning News Scientist all over the world r wondering how long a human can live...
Jun-09
When u feel sad
When u feel sad. To cheer up just go to the mirror and say, I am really so...
May-24
if u want the latest MERCEDEZ BENZ
if u want the latest MERCEDEZ BENZ on very easy installment of ten years with ou...
Apr-25
Tats coz Mother Teresa sed
I Love U I Love U I Love U I Love U I Love U I Love U I Love U Tats...
Apr-22
I am lamp you are light
Promise me we are true friends I am lamp you are light I am Coke you are Spr...
Apr-20
You are equal to sixty james bond
You are equal to sixty james bond!!! How??? 007 * 60 = 420 ...
Apr-12
When u feel sad
When u feel sad. To cheer up just go to the mirror and say, I am really so cu...
Mar-28
You are always my friend
Rose is always a rose whether it is in a golden plot or in the ground. Same w...
Mar-12
Height of Bravery Patience Laziness
Q: What is the height of Bravery, Patience & Laziness combined? A: Sitting o...
Mar-11
So Sweet is ur SMILE
So Sweet is ur SMILE??? so Sweet is ur STYLE??? so Sweet is ur VOICE??? so...
Mar-08
Someone Misses u
SomeOne.. MiSSES U.. NeeDS U.. Worries About U Lonely Without U Guess ...
Mar-08
If I was an Artist u wud b my picture
If I was an Artist u wud b my picture If I was a poet u wud b my inspiratio...
Mar-01
U r miles away from me
U r miles away from me. Still im watching ur every movements by 3 different chan...
Mar-01
Every walk of life will contain
Every walk of life will contain ups and downs, flowers & thorns... So my sincere...
Mar-01
Mon to Sun From Jan To Dec
Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have neve...
Feb-19
My eyes detected
My eyes detected My heart reacted Thousand were rejected & Only you were sele...
Feb-07
If you are in tension
If you are in tension, If nothing seems right, If u find no way out, Then just t...
Feb-03
No matter how ugly U think
No matter how ugly U think u r, but the who Luvs U believes that U R the most be...
Jan-25
U have been awarded an MBA
CONGRATS? U have been awarded an M.B.A degree For not Smsing me. MBA means ?Me...
Jan-25
Your phone has been installed
CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play,throw you...
Jan-25
One day u will be srprisd
1 day u'll B srprisd 2C ME beside U. U & ME laughing, U & ME crying, U & ME dre...
Jan-24
Good looks catch the eyes
Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart, You are blesse...
Jan-24
Mental patient needs more care
Sometime my mind asks why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember you? ...
Jan-21
If ever in your life
If ever in your life U R very sad & lonely & feel that U have lost every thing,...
Jan-21
When in life you wake up
When in life, you wake up n you don't see anyone, then come to me. I wil...
Jan-20
So sweet is ur SMILE
so sweet is ur SMILE..... so sweet is ur STYLE..... so sweet is ur VOICE.....
Jan-20
To say those sweet three
I want u... To be with me In a nice Restaurent To have candle light din...
Jan-20
I'm so concerned about u
I'm so concerned about u. I wanted 2 tell u this from so long. Plz wear a...
Jan-20
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One message is recieved
one message is recieved.. one nice person was sending... one mon...
Jan-20
If u dont like any of my sms
Sincere Apology: if u don't like any of my sms, or didn't like to read...
Jan-20
 
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