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Marriage SMS Jokes

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We have our all time fav. Marriage SMS Jokes about wife and husband! Don't hesitate to send to your loved ones...  
we have 70 Marriage SMS Jokes in This section
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During Marriage ceremony why is the
Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse? ...
Dec-30
There is a way of transferring funds
There is a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking...
Dec-08
What is so interesting in me
Wife: What is so interesting in me? Husband: I dont know the meaning of inter...
Nov-03
True relatives always stand behind
True relatives always stand behind u during bad times. Check ur marriage album. ...
Oct-30
So many options Poison sleeping pills
So many options: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying...
Oct-29
Do you have a book called Man
Prospective husband : Do you have a book called Man, The Master of Women?? Sa...
Oct-21
Woman Facts
Woman Facts: Women especially love a bargain. The questn of "need" is irrelev...
Oct-20
During Marriage ceremony why
Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse? ...
Oct-06
Is there any way for long life
Man : Is there any way for long life? Doctor : Get married. Man : Will it he...
Oct-06
A good marriage would be between
A good marriage would be between a Blind wife and a deaf husband. Michel de ...
Oct-03
Wife why are u so lazy
Wife : Why are U so lazy? Husband : Cuz I cannot sleep properly in tonight. ...
Oct-03
Before marriage love is life
Before marriage love is life and after marriage love is wife and wife is knife w...
Sep-26
Talk in your sleep
If ouy want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you s...
Sep-16
Before the marriage
Before the marriage: Boy: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. Girl: Do y...
Jun-29
Who is a Diplomat
Who is a Diplomat? Anyone who forgets 2 wish his wife on her BDay and later te...
Jun-19
Having two wives
Economist explainin the tendency for having two wives. Monopoly is damaging and...
Jun-19
Before marriage roses are red
Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv u. After marr...
Jun-16
For U and ur parents
Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. ...
Jun-06
Wife with her husband were eating
A wife with her husband were eating in a restaurant. The wife was looking at the...
May-26
Why do couples hold hands
Q: Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? A: It?s a formality just l...
May-23
Burglar and the man wife
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broke...
May-13
AT 18 a lady is like a football
AT 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her, at 28 a basketball, 10...
Apr-27
BABY BURNT
A White women gave birth to a Black baby, the husband dont believe that it was h...
Apr-21
Marriage is the box of children
Kiss is the key of love. Love is the key of marriage. Marriage is the box of c...
Apr-19
A man who surrenders when
A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST. A man who surrenders when ...
Mar-05
wifes photo in the wallet
Y a man carrzy his wife's photo in d wallet? COZ whenever he faces trouble, se...
Mar-04
Husband to Wife When Im Gone
Husband says"When Im gone you'll nevr find another man like me". Wife repl...
Mar-04
Why only 10 percent of women go to
Q. Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? A. Because if they all went, it...
Mar-01
Instruction Manuals
Q: How do u keep ur husband from reading your e-mail? A: Rename the mail fo...
Mar-01
Complete n finished
Q: Wats d difference between 'complete' n 'finished'? A: wen u marry d ri...
Mar-01
buried or cremated
Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? Man: Don't t...
Mar-01
Husband to a newly wed Wife
Husband to a newly wed Wife.I could go to the end of the worldfor u,, wife t...
Feb-28
women use 30000 a day
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day......
Feb-27
Now he bring new wife
Man : hey dear Mr.David our nabour when he bring new thing, u request for that t...
Feb-27
How come your husband is always home
Lady1: How come your husband is always home on time? Lady2: I have made a simp...
Feb-19
You are a lesbian
Wife: If I sleep with your best friend what will be the first thought to come in...
Feb-17
My darling my lover my beautiful wife
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you screwed up my life I ...
Feb-12
Piece mind from 25 years
A man took his wife to the doctors. After a short examination the doctor said '...
Feb-11
Wife why are you home so early
Wife: Why are you home so early? Husband: My boss told me to go to hell. ...
Feb-02
Why does any one marry
Why does any one marry? Becoz romance is not the only element of life. You shoul...
Jan-29
Husband and Wife are like
Husband and Wife are like two tyres of a vehicle... Even if one punctures, the v...
Jan-29
Definition of a good marriage
What is the definition of a good marriage? A good marriage is between a blind ...
Jan-29
Because we arent married yet
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighte...
Jan-29
The real meaning of WIFE
The real meaning of WIFE: W = Wonderful I = Item F = For E = Entertainment...
Jan-28
Mines still alive
1st Man (proudly): My wife`s an angel! 2nd Man: You`re lucky...mine`s still aliv...
Jan-26
 
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