|An astronomer was watching the sky|
An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope. Santa Singh was observing...
|Banta meets a policeman|
Banta meets a policeman on a way and asks, ?Excuse me, officer, but did you know...
|How do u do|
An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u...
|The lucky match stick|
Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette. He struck the first match on the match...
|Santa went to Mysore palace|
Santa went to Mysore palace.
Tourist guide : Santaji please dont sit there, i...
|Shall we have butter chicken|
It was Santa"s weding aniversary.
Preeto: Shall we have butter chicken to ce...
|Santa Suffering From Constipation|
Santa Suffering From Constipation, Sitting On ToiLet Seat:
|That is a mirror|
Santa, ?I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art?
|Banta to his new brid|
?Darling,? said Banta to his new bride, Preeto, ?Now that we are married, do you...
|Santa Advice to children|
Santa declares: I'll never marry in my life and I'll give same advice to my ch...
|Santa Singh decided to start a chicken|
Santa Singh decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to b...
|Darling said Banta to his new bride|
Darling, said Banta to his new bride, Preeto,
Now that we are married, do you t...
|How dangerous it might|
Judge : You are charged with throwing your mother-in-law out of your fourth-stor...
|Santa visits bombay after many years|
Santa visits bombay after many years. So he shouts-"BOMBAY..BOMBAY..."
|Will this bus take me to Chandigarh|
Santa and Banta are waiting at a bus stop, when a bus pulls up and opens the doo...
|Santa during my operation|
Santa : During my operation, Nurse, I heard the surgeon use a four-letter word t...
Jeeto : What are you doing?
Santa : Of course, washing myself!
Jeeto : Without...
|People consider me as a GOD|
Santa : People consider me as a ?GOD?.
Banta : How do you know??
Santa : ...
|Give me two plates|
Once santa-banta went to a barber shop thinking it as a hotel.
santa:What is ...
|Kissing wife before leaving|
Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about you?
|Santa filed an application for divorce|
When Santa & his wife filed an application for divorce,
the Judge asked: "Ho...
|We didnt have ten years ago|
TEACHER: Johny, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten ...
|We open the zip and do|
An englishman and santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u ...
|Enjoy the dinner|
Santa had a fight with his wife preeto.
At evening he felt hungry, called home...
|Searching hidden cameras|
Jasmeet kaur watched her husband santa singh searching high and low, all over th...
|Whose skeleton is that|
Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: Tipu's skeleton.
Tourist: Whose ...
|He is not my friend|
A man to Santa: Ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur home.
Santa rushes home and...
|Whats the bad news|
Santa tripped on a broken curb and went to the hospital.
After examining him, ...
|Why did English teacher slap Santa|
Why did English teacher slap Santa?
Because Santa asked her: why is Bra is s...
|Press on T-Shirt|
A female Press Reporter slaps Santa. Banta standing near asks Santa: why did she...
|Oye dont marry that girl|
Friend to Sardar: Oye don't marry that girl, she is like a TAXI.
|Oye tu har sms mujhe do baar|
Santa to banta,"oye tu har sms mujhe do baar kyun bejhta hai".
Banta" vo i...
Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write for mother tongue.?
|Ball to pahle se hi gol|
Santa: 2 his Banta.: Itne khilari kyun football ko laat mar rahe hai?
|Isnt it amazing how chicks|
Santa : ' Isn't it amazing how chicks come out of the eggs?'
Banta : ' It...
|Santa I am a proud father|
Santa: I?m a proud father. My son is in medical college.
Banta: What?s he stu...
|Santa saw a beautiful gal|
Santa saw a beautiful gal... he went and smooched her.
Gal - What are you doi...
|If I die what will you do|
Jeeto: If I die what'll you do?
Santa: I may also die.
|Marry with Santa after my death|
Banta Sing: u get marry with Santa after my death,
Wife: but why? He is ur n...
|Reaction of Santa on Petrol rates|
Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola:
"Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi...
|What do you think of women|
SANTA:What do you think of women?
BANTA:They are all sex objects....
|Her clothes will not fit you|
Santa: Where did u get this cycle from?
Banta: morning i met a girl, she took...
|I got wrong number|
1 day Mrs Banta kept d phone aftr 25 min inspite her habit of long chats. Watz d...
|That does not matter|
Banta was filling one form and the lady asked "sex".
Banta: Twice a week. ...
|Banta walks in2 a library|
Banta walks in2 a library & says: Can I've a burger?
Librarian: Sorry, this...