| An astronomer was watching the sky
An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope. Santa Singh was observing...
| Nov-15 | |
| Banta meets a policeman
Banta meets a policeman on a way and asks, ?Excuse me, officer, but did you know...
| Nov-12 | |
| How do u do
An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u...
| Nov-09 | |
| The lucky match stick
Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette. He struck the first match on the match...
| Oct-24 | |
| Santa went to Mysore palace
Santa went to Mysore palace.
Tourist guide : Santaji please dont sit there, i...
| Sep-28 | |
| Shall we have butter chicken
It was Santa"s weding aniversary.
Preeto: Shall we have butter chicken to ce...
| Sep-06 | |
| Santa Suffering From Constipation
Santa Suffering From Constipation, Sitting On ToiLet Seat:
Oooonh, Oooooooooonh...
| Sep-03 | |
| That is a mirror
Santa, ?I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art?
Ar...
| Aug-02 | |
| Banta to his new brid
?Darling,? said Banta to his new bride, Preeto, ?Now that we are married, do you...
| Jul-30 | |
| Santa Advice to children
Santa declares: I'll never marry in my life and I'll give same advice to my ch...
| Jul-19 | |
| Santa Singh decided to start a chicken
Santa Singh decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to b...
| Jul-15 | |
| Darling said Banta to his new bride
Darling, said Banta to his new bride, Preeto,
Now that we are married, do you t...
| May-16 | |
| How dangerous it might
Judge : You are charged with throwing your mother-in-law out of your fourth-stor...
| May-13 | |
| Santa visits bombay after many years
Santa visits bombay after many years. So he shouts-"BOMBAY..BOMBAY..."
air-ho...
| Apr-29 | |
| Will this bus take me to Chandigarh
Santa and Banta are waiting at a bus stop, when a bus pulls up and opens the doo...
| Apr-25 | |
| Santa during my operation
Santa : During my operation, Nurse, I heard the surgeon use a four-letter word t...
| Apr-19 | |
| Dry cleaning
Jeeto : What are you doing?
Santa : Of course, washing myself!
Jeeto : Without...
| Apr-14 | |
| People consider me as a GOD
Santa : People consider me as a ?GOD?.
Banta : How do you know??
Santa : ...
| Mar-16 | |
| Give me two plates
Once santa-banta went to a barber shop thinking it as a hotel.
santa:What is ...
| Feb-17 | |
| Kissing wife before leaving
Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about you?
Ban...
| Feb-12 | |
| Santa filed an application for divorce
When Santa & his wife filed an application for divorce,
the Judge asked: "Ho...
| Feb-12 | |
| We didnt have ten years ago
TEACHER: Johny, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten ...
| Feb-12 | |
| We open the zip and do
An englishman and santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u ...
| Feb-10 | |
| Enjoy the dinner
Santa had a fight with his wife preeto.
At evening he felt hungry, called home...
| Feb-10 | |
| Searching hidden cameras
Jasmeet kaur watched her husband santa singh searching high and low, all over th...
| Feb-04 | |
| Whose skeleton is that
Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: Tipu's skeleton.
Tourist: Whose ...
| Feb-04 | |
| He is not my friend
A man to Santa: Ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur home.
Santa rushes home and...
| Feb-04 | |
| Whats the bad news
Santa tripped on a broken curb and went to the hospital.
After examining him, ...
| Feb-04 | |
| Why did English teacher slap Santa
Why did English teacher slap Santa?
Because Santa asked her: why is Bra is s...
| Feb-04 | |
| Press on T-Shirt
A female Press Reporter slaps Santa. Banta standing near asks Santa: why did she...
| Feb-04 | |
| Oye dont marry that girl
Friend to Sardar: Oye don't marry that girl, she is like a TAXI.
Sardar: Cho...
| Feb-04 | |
| Oye tu har sms mujhe do baar
Santa to banta,"oye tu har sms mujhe do baar kyun bejhta hai".
Banta" vo i...
| Feb-03 | |
| Very long
Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write for mother tongue.?
...
| Feb-03 | |
| Ball to pahle se hi gol
Santa: 2 his Banta.: Itne khilari kyun football ko laat mar rahe hai?
Banta: ...
| Feb-03 | [Not rated] |
| Isnt it amazing how chicks
Santa : ' Isn't it amazing how chicks come out of the eggs?'
Banta : ' It...
| Feb-02 | |
| Santa I am a proud father
Santa: I?m a proud father. My son is in medical college.
Banta: What?s he stu...
| Feb-02 | |
| Santa saw a beautiful gal
Santa saw a beautiful gal... he went and smooched her.
Gal - What are you doi...
| Feb-02 | [Not rated] |
| If I die what will you do
Jeeto: If I die what'll you do?
Santa: I may also die.
Jeeto: Why?
San...
| Feb-02 | [Not rated] |
| Marry with Santa after my death
Banta Sing: u get marry with Santa after my death,
Wife: but why? He is ur n...
| Jan-31 | |
| Reaction of Santa on Petrol rates
Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola:
"Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi...
| Jan-31 | |
| What do you think of women
SANTA:What do you think of women?
BANTA:They are all sex objects....
SAN...
| Jan-31 | |
| Her clothes will not fit you
Santa: Where did u get this cycle from?
Banta: morning i met a girl, she took...
| Jan-31 | |
| I got wrong number
1 day Mrs Banta kept d phone aftr 25 min inspite her habit of long chats. Watz d...
| Jan-31 | |
| That does not matter
Banta was filling one form and the lady asked "sex".
Banta: Twice a week. ...
| Jan-31 | |
| Banta walks in2 a library
Banta walks in2 a library & says: Can I've a burger?
Librarian: Sorry, this...
| Jan-31 | |
