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Sardar Urdu SMS Jokes

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Sardar walking at night
Sardar walking at night. Saamne gober para tha.. Sardar ne jhuk kr ungli daal ka...
Apr-15
Aik surely tea ka cup dena
a person said to a sardar: Aik surely tea ka cup dena sardar reply to person...
Mar-05
Sardar doodh wale se
Sardar doodh wale se: Tum 2 din se ku nahi aa rahe they.. Doodh Wala: Ap ki bha...
Jan-01
Air hostess sardar se
Air hostess sardar se: Sir aap kia lena pasand karainge? Sardar: Mere lea TAWEE...
Dec-30
Ek sardar se kissi ne poocha
Ek sardar se kissi ne poocha k sardar ji agar app ko garmi lagy to app kya k...
Dec-22
Buffalo par baitha Sardar
Buffalo par baithe ek Sardar ko Traffic Police ne roka aur puncha, ?aapka helmet...
Nov-10
Neend mein tumne mujhe gaaliyan di
Sardar Wife: Kal raat tum mujhe neend mein tumne mujhe gaaliyan di Sardar: Tu...
Nov-05
SIM block ho gayi hai
sardarji ko Telenor main costumer care officer ki job mil gayi Caller: sim bl...
Oct-24
Sarad Ka RADIO Kharaab ho gia
Sarad Ka RADIO Kharaab ho gia Usny khol K Dekh To ANdar Ek Mara Howa Chooha Mil...
Oct-23
Sardar k bathroom mai Shair
Aik sardar dosray se: kal mai bathroom gaya tu SHAIR andar tha! 2nd sardar: phi...
Oct-10
Sardar joins army
Sardar joins army, given AK 47. He is puzzled & asks Major: Sir, yeh bandook ki ...
Oct-07
Women to Sardar police
Women 2 sikh police: Sardar ji aik saal ho gaya hai mera banda gharon aalu lain ...
Sep-25
YATEEM Sardar
Teacher to Sardar : Qatil kise kehte hien...?? Sardar : pata nahi Teacher ...
Sep-17
Aik Sardar ko blank message aya
Aik Sardar ko blank message aya us ne usi mobile no. ko phone kr k Bola...... ...
Sep-16
2 Arbii ek Doosry ko galiaan
2 Arbii ek Doosry ko galiaan dy rhy hoty hain .... Qareeb sy guzarty howe Sarda...
Sep-14
Sardar pehlay main apni bivi nu FA
Sardar1: pehlay main apni bivi nu FA karwaya fair BA karwaya Fair MA aur Fair ...
Aug-06
aik sardar apne shoulder pe
aik sardar apne shoulder pe parrot ko bitha ke ja raha tha kissi ne poocha " ...
Jul-26
Sardar ke wife ke mout
Sardar1 : Badda dukh hoya si teri wife di mout ki khabar sunker, wase hoya ki si...
Jul-19
Sardar Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku
Sardar : Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya. Friend : Lekin tere...
Jul-12
Bhagwan mujheydard day dukh day
Sardar : Bhagwan mujheydard day dukh day, tension day, mujhey barbaad ker day, m...
Jul-09
Sadar Ko Dost Ne Khane Pe Bulaya
Sadar Ko Dost Ne Khane Pe Bulaya Ghar Pe Tala Laga Tha 0r Likha Tha Bewaku...
Jul-05
Sardar was smoking in front
sardar was smoking in front of his father. sardar"s friends: oayy abbay day s...
Jul-01
Sardar ki wife boli bilkul ghalat
Sardar ne apni wife ko apnay aik friend ke saath kissing kartay huay dekh lia au...
Jun-22
Kanjra phansi ly la
A srdar to his wife: aj koi aho ji gal keh k mery per zameen tay na lagan. wi...
Jun-16
Filmi life aur Asli life
Filmi life aur Asli life me kya ANTAR hai? Sardar:Film me bahut mushkilo k ba...
Jun-13
Two sardars were watchin a cricket
Two sardars were watchin a cricket match. When Dhoni hits a boundary. Sardar1:...
Jun-09
Sardar Aur Churail
A Sardar was passing from a jungle, A Churail stops him & says: Hoo Hoo Haa Ha...
Jun-09
Sardar G was without a shirt
A Sardar G was without a shirt. His friend says: " Wah Sardar G, badi fit chest ...
Jun-04
Sunday is a holiday
Ek sardar har sunday holi khelta tha. Ek admi ne puchha" sardarji aap kyu ha...
May-28
Sardar looked himself in the mirror
Sardar looked himself in the mirror and said - Ise kahi dekha hai? Then he ...
May-27
A donkey kicked sardar and ran away
A donkey kicked sardar & ran away, sardar ran to catch the donkey. He saw a z...
May-21
Sardarni to Sardar i am pregnant
Sardarni: I am pregnant. Sardar: Main to ENGLAND main tha. Sardarni: Apki ...
May-21
Sardar Wife aap 1000 main aik hain
Wife: mere iraaday baray naik hain, aap 1000 main aik hain Sardar: oye assi s...
May-18
Sardar was ill his son called doctor
sardar was ill his son called doctor doctor: alaamaat kia hain? santa"s son:...
May-18
Two sardar jungle me
two sardar jungle me, Samne sher a gaya 1 ne mitti uthai sher ki ankh me dal k ...
May-17
Banta Aur Doctor
Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua? Santa: Yaar kal ja...
May-09
A sardar calls another sardar
A sardar calls another sardar on the phone & says, Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon. T...
May-08
Sardar Apne bete se bola
Sardar : Apne bete se bola, Bevakuf?kaisa machis leke aaya hai, ek bhi tili nah...
May-08
Sardar k 8 bachon main 1 alag
Sardar k 8 bachon main 1 alag dikhta tha, Jab sardar marney laga to us ne bivi ...
May-08
Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye
Sardar1: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye? Sardar2: Birla cement. Sard...
May-02
Sardar ke biwi aur bathtub
Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai. Friend : Acha wo kaise? Sardar...
Apr-27
Sardar Wife ko neend may Ghaliya
Sardar Wife: Kal raat tum mujhe neend mein tumne mujhe gaaliyan di Sardar: Tu...
Apr-25
Sadar on the Horse
Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles. Santa...
Apr-25
Shaadi di movie
Sardar: Raat film vich ik chudail kade mere aggey, kade mere pichchey... Jee...
Apr-25
Auraton ko dekhne ka waqat
Lady Doc: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho?...
Apr-25
 
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