ONCE THERE WAS A MIRROR WHICH USED TO KILL LIERS:
FRENCH: I THINK I DON?T SMO...
|Why majority of South Indians are black|
Why majority of South Indians are black??
Santa: ?Oh ji ? becoz they always ...
|Two Sardars went into a pub|
Two Sardars went into a pub and after ordering two drinks took some sandwiches o...
|Why criminals leave their fingerprint|
CID: Why criminals leave their fingerprint aftr their wrk?
Sardar: Sir,I Thin...
|How will you divide 3 children|
A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce.
Judge asked : How will ...
|Sardar attended bio practical exam|
Sardar attended bio practical exam.
Examiner: Tell the bird name by seeing l...
|Put on two coats|
A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a Sardarni painting ...
|Girl interrupts whenever I call|
Sardar to his friends : For the past one week a girl is disturbing me.
|Looking like foreigner|
After returning back from a foreign trip, Sardar asked his wife, do I look like ...
|Faansi se pehle|
Inspector to Sardar: Faansi se pehle, bata teri aakhri ichha kya hai?
|Sardar is driving a jeep|
Sardar is driving a jeep in a jungle?
Tourist : How do we escape if lion come...
|How do you recognize a Sardar|
How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
- He is the one who erases the note...
|I cant live widout my friend|
A Sardar want 2 commit suicide,
When asked : Pathan said,my wife ran wid my Bes...
|Sardar proposed girl with romantic|
Sardar proposed girl with romantic poetry
Kutta mar gaya razai main
|One day evening a Sardarji starts|
One day evening a Sardarji starts from office to home with pushing his scooter m...
|Sardarji was buying ticket on every|
Sardarji was buying ticket on every station.
Friend: Why dont you buy 1 ticke...
|Already signed cheques|
Sardarji lost his cheque book. He approached bank manager and informed manager r...
|Shayari by Sardar ji|
Shayari by Sardar ji:
Khidiki se dekha to rasta per koi nahi tha.Wah wah!
|Sardar found answer to the most|
Sardar found answer to the most difficult question ever:
What comes first the...
|it is wrong to sleep with married women|
Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days.
|In which state Ganga flows|
K B C
Amitab: In which state Ganga flows?
Sardar: Liquid state
|Surd freedom fighters|
Once there was a meeting of all the Surd freedom fighters. They were planning fo...
|Nurse came out with the newborn kid|
Nurse came out with the newborn kid,
Sardar rushed 2 her & after seeing the ...
|Sardarni kept the door open|
Do U know why a sardarni kept the door open while taking a bath?
- Because sh...
|Sardar Won 10Million Dollars|
Sardar runs home yelling Pack your bags honey. I just won the 10Million lotto.
|Sardar Birthday Ring|
Banta: Y did u buy ur wife a huge diamond ring for her Birthday? I thought she w...
|Sardar Sport Shoes|
A man to sardar: lets to play Chess.
Santa: You wait i am bringing my Sport Sh...
|Sardar walks into a library|
Sardar walks into a library & says,
Can I have a burger and coke?
|Sardar Control urself Dont cry|
At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
|Sardar g infront of mirror|
Sardar g always studies infront of mirror coz of 3reasons
1:it helps saving r...
|Sardar and Ladies room|
Ladies Room While at the college Sardar happened to watch the notice board.
|Sardarje observe a bird flying|
A sardar was walking along, when he looked up to
observe a bird flying overhead...
|Sardar in petrol pump|
Sardar goes 2 a petrol pump sees a board "dont use Mobile here"
|Gang of SARDARS broke a bank|
Gang of SARDARS broke a bank instead of cash they found bottles full of chilled ...
|Will U marry after I die|
Sardar: Will U marry , after I die.
Wife : No I will live with my sister.
|No match due to rain|
Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.
|Kissing Wife before going to Office|
sardar to his friend: I kiss my wife daily before going to office.
Friend : I...
|Sardar sugar level|
Sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugarbox. Sees inside and closes it.
|Who Killed Gandhi Gee|
A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question:
|I Need Pink curtains|
Sardar 2 Salesman, I Need Pink curtains for my computer.
Salesman Sardarji Com...
|Interview of a Sardar|
Interviewer : Tell me the opposite of good.
Sardar : Bad.
Interviewer : Come...
|Sardar spell Tiruvanantapuram|
Teacher to Sardar ?Where were U born??
Sardar : In Tiruvanantapuram.
|Sardar Smile Please|
Sardarji photographer focusing a dead body?s face in a funeral function, suddenl...
|Do u know raveena is lesbian|
MAN-do u know raveena is lesbian?
SARDAR: what? oh god i always thought she ...