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Sardar sms Jokes

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Killer Mirror
ONCE THERE WAS A MIRROR WHICH USED TO KILL LIERS: FRENCH: I THINK I DON?T SMO...
Mar-09
Why majority of South Indians are black
Why majority of South Indians are black?? Santa: ?Oh ji ? becoz they always ...
Oct-27
Two Sardars went into a pub
Two Sardars went into a pub and after ordering two drinks took some sandwiches o...
Oct-23
Why criminals leave their fingerprint
CID: Why criminals leave their fingerprint aftr their wrk? Sardar: Sir,I Thin...
Oct-23
How will you divide 3 children
A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce. Judge asked : How will ...
Oct-22
Sardar attended bio practical exam
Sardar attended bio practical exam. Examiner: Tell the bird name by seeing l...
Oct-20
Put on two coats
A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a Sardarni painting ...
Oct-20
Girl interrupts whenever I call
Sardar to his friends : For the past one week a girl is disturbing me. I dont...
Oct-18
Looking like foreigner
After returning back from a foreign trip, Sardar asked his wife, do I look like ...
Oct-09
Faansi se pehle
Inspector to Sardar: Faansi se pehle, bata teri aakhri ichha kya hai? Sardar: M...
Oct-07
Sardar is driving a jeep
Sardar is driving a jeep in a jungle? Tourist : How do we escape if lion come...
Sep-21
How do you recognize a Sardar
How do you recognize a Sardar in School? - He is the one who erases the note...
Sep-19
I cant live widout my friend
A Sardar want 2 commit suicide, When asked : Pathan said,my wife ran wid my Bes...
Sep-17
Sardar proposed girl with romantic
Sardar proposed girl with romantic poetry Kutta mar gaya razai main Main pag...
Sep-09
One day evening a Sardarji starts
One day evening a Sardarji starts from office to home with pushing his scooter m...
Sep-04
Sardarji was buying ticket on every
Sardarji was buying ticket on every station. Friend: Why dont you buy 1 ticke...
Aug-25
Already signed cheques
Sardarji lost his cheque book. He approached bank manager and informed manager r...
Jul-15
Shayari by Sardar ji
Shayari by Sardar ji: Khidiki se dekha to rasta per koi nahi tha.Wah wah! Kh...
Jul-14
Sardar found answer to the most
Sardar found answer to the most difficult question ever: What comes first the...
Jul-08
it is wrong to sleep with married women
Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days. Guess why? Because somebod...
Jul-07
In which state Ganga flows
K B C Amitab: In which state Ganga flows? Sardar: Liquid state Audience clapp...
Jul-06
Surd freedom fighters
Once there was a meeting of all the Surd freedom fighters. They were planning fo...
Jul-03
Nurse came out with the newborn kid
Nurse came out with the newborn kid, Sardar rushed 2 her & after seeing the ...
May-02
Sardarni kept the door open
Do U know why a sardarni kept the door open while taking a bath? - Because sh...
May-01
Sardar Won 10Million Dollars
Sardar runs home yelling Pack your bags honey. I just won the 10Million lotto. ...
Apr-25
Sardar Birthday Ring
Banta: Y did u buy ur wife a huge diamond ring for her Birthday? I thought she w...
Apr-25
Sardar Sport Shoes
A man to sardar: lets to play Chess. Santa: You wait i am bringing my Sport Sh...
Apr-25
Sardar walks into a library
Sardar walks into a library & says, Can I have a burger and coke? Librari...
Apr-25
Sardar Control urself Dont cry
At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh! ...
Apr-23
Sardar g infront of mirror
Sardar g always studies infront of mirror coz of 3reasons 1:it helps saving r...
Apr-18
Sardar and Ladies room
Ladies Room While at the college Sardar happened to watch the notice board. It ...
Apr-17
Sardarje observe a bird flying
A sardar was walking along, when he looked up to observe a bird flying overhead...
Apr-17
Sardar in petrol pump
Sardar goes 2 a petrol pump sees a board "dont use Mobile here" Sardar picks...
Apr-17
Gang of SARDARS broke a bank
Gang of SARDARS broke a bank instead of cash they found bottles full of chilled ...
Apr-17
Will U marry after I die
Sardar: Will U marry , after I die. Wife : No I will live with my sister. Wi...
Apr-07
No match due to rain
Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All ...
Apr-06
Husband speaking
Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now. Do...
Apr-03
Kissing Wife before going to Office
sardar to his friend: I kiss my wife daily before going to office. Friend : I...
Apr-03
Sardar sugar level
Sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugarbox. Sees inside and closes it. Wife...
Apr-03
Who Killed Gandhi Gee
A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question: Inte...
Apr-02
I Need Pink curtains
Sardar 2 Salesman, I Need Pink curtains for my computer. Salesman Sardarji Com...
Mar-23
Interview of a Sardar
Interviewer : Tell me the opposite of good. Sardar : Bad. Interviewer : Come...
Mar-20
Sardar spell Tiruvanantapuram
Teacher to Sardar ?Where were U born?? Sardar : In Tiruvanantapuram. Teacher...
Mar-17
Sardar Smile Please
Sardarji photographer focusing a dead body?s face in a funeral function, suddenl...
Mar-11
Do u know raveena is lesbian
MAN-do u know raveena is lesbian? SARDAR: what? oh god i always thought she ...
Mar-05
 
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