| I will also live with ur sister
Sardar: Will u merry , after i die .
Wife : No i wiil live with my sister.
...
| Mar-02 | |
| Is this her first child
Sardar on phone "Doctor my wife is pergnant. She is having pain right now".
...
| Mar-02 | |
| Sardar Date of Birth
Interviewer: What is your birth date?
Sardar : 13th October
Interviewer : Wh...
| Feb-27 | |
| First tell me the date of birth
Teacher asks question to sardar, "Which is the big animal, Ant or Elephant ?
...
| Feb-26 | |
| Meaning of Ph.d
Interviewer : What is your qualification ?
Sardar : Ph.d sir.
Interviewer ...
| Feb-26 | |
| how to identfy a sardar in a submarine
Q:- How would you identfy a sardar in a submarine ?
A:- He would be the only ...
| Feb-19 | |
| Sardar wife with strange
Sardar to his friend, "Yesterday I saw my wife going to see a movie with a stra...
| Feb-19 | |
| Whats the time please
Sardarji to a bypasser: What's the time please ?
He replied it's 3:15 P.M
...
| Feb-19 | |
| Sardarji on wrong way
A policeman pulled the Sardarji over after he had been driving the wrong way on ...
| Feb-19 | |
| I saved my full money
Newly married sardar to another newly married sardar "I am so clever that I wen...
| Feb-19 | |
| Sardar was committing suicide
Sardar was committing suicide and someone asked reason.
He said, my wife ran aw...
| Feb-11 | |
| Sardar his servent and rain
Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: its already raini...
| Feb-06 | |
| We have to learn telegu
One day a sardarji talking with his friend?
Sardarji: We have to learn telugu...
| Feb-05 | |
| Sardar diarrhoea and lemon
Sardar to a Doctor : I have diarrhoea & it wont go away.
Doctor: Did you try...
| Feb-04 | |
| There was no driver above
Two sardars sat in a double decker bus, 1 up and 1 down.
The above one came r...
| Feb-03 | |
| Whos the father of second
What frustrates the Sardarji when his wife delivered twins?
He wonders who is...
| Feb-03 | |
| Born on Government Holidays
What is Common between : Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..?
Sardar ji Replied...
| Jan-31 | |
| Kaun Banega Crorepati
Amitabh Bachchan: In Which State Cauvery flows???
Sardar: Liquid State.
Audi...
| Jan-31 | |
| I saw my Wife going
Sardar : "I saw my Wife going 2 a movie with a strange Man."
Friend : "Did ...
| Jan-31 | |
| Sardarji eyes
What do you see when you look into Sardarji's eyes?
The back of his head....
| Jan-25 | |
| You are trying to see my wife
A sardarji was traveling with his wife
in an auto the driver adjusted mirror. ...
| Jan-20 | |
| Sardar I will never marry
Sardar declares:
I will never marry in my life....
I'll give same advice to...
| Jan-20 | |
| Mughals rule
History Teacher : From where to
where did the mughals rule ?
Student: Sir, ...
| Jan-20 | |
| Sardar wedding anniversary
it was sardar wedding anniversary.
his wife asked : shell we have tandoori ch...
| Jan-16 | |
| Empty swimming pools
Did you hear about the sardarji who is so rich he
has two swimming pools, one ...
| Jan-16 | |
| Past Tense of Think
A friend asks sardar how was ur exam?
Sardar: It was ok but i couldnt answer pa...
| Jan-16 | |
| Suger Level
Sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugarbox. Sees inside and closes it.
Wife o...
| Jan-16 | |
| You go to jail
teacher says; translate it into future tense i kill the man.
sardar says; you...
| Jan-15 | |
| Nobody is at home
A sardar jee asked his girlfriend: Come to my house tonight, nobody is at home. ...
| Jan-15 | |
| Only small Babies
One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village?
...
| Jan-13 | |
| Which part in Punjab
Interviewer: Sardar ji, Where were u born?
Sardar ji: In punjab.
Interviewer: ...
| Jan-13 | |
| Sardar joined new job
Sardar joined new job. 1St day he worked till late evening on the computer.
B...
| Jan-13 | |
| Parking is only for
Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar why are you r...
| Jan-13 | |
| A drunk sardar fails
A drunk sardar fails from 3rd floor. People gather around & ask: "Sardar ji wha...
| Jan-13 | |
| Sardar proposed a Girl
Sardar proposed a Girl. Girl said Im 1yr elder to you
Sardar said Oye No Proble...
| Jan-13 | |
| Double Price
Two Sardars sitting in a coffee shop.
First said: quickly finish your coffee ...
| Jan-12 | |
| Saving 5 Rupees
Son to Sardar Ji: Papa i saved 5 rupees by not going by bus but running behind i...
| Jan-12 | |
| Sardar and the Frog
Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Sardar: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Sard...
| Jan-12 | |
| Sardar Terrorist
There were two Sardarjis Bantya and Santya as bombers.They had to place a time b...
| Jan-12 | |
| 2 sardars set in a double
2 sardars set in a double decker bus.1 up &1down. Above1 came down running.
B...
| Jan-12 | |
| Sardar Concept about Adult Joke
Some one Asked from Sardar, what is adult joke?
Sardar replaid : any jokes wh...
| Jan-11 | |
