| Life is very short
Life is very short,
So enjoy every moment,
Dont lose your confidence,
Go alwa...
| Nov-15 | |
| If I could rewrite the alphabet
If I could rewrite the alphabet I"d put U and I together!...
| Oct-29 | |
| What part of a woman does a man
Q: What part of a woman does a man like looking at best?
A: The top of her he...
| Oct-18 | |
| When it hurts to look back
When it hurts to look back,
And you are scared to look ahead,
You can look bes...
| Oct-11 | |
| Love is a word made up
Graffitti:
Love is a word made up of two vowels,
two consonants and two foo...
| Aug-12 | |
| Earth want water
Earth want water,
Flower want due,
I want nothing,
But a lovely smile from U....
| Aug-09 | |
| When I was born Devil said
When I was born Devil said ohoh!!!
Another angel
But when U were born Devil ...
| Jul-22 | |
| If your a Vegetarian
If your a Vegetarian to be nice to animals, why are you eating there food ...
| Jun-13 | |
| Why did Santa fall out the window
Q: Why did Santa fall out the window?
A: He was ironing the curtain....
| May-18 | |
| If u help a gal wen she is in problem
"If u help a gal wen she is in problem,
she will alwys remember u only wen she
...
| May-14 | |
| Dirty joke
Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
Ok
A white horse fell in the mud
...
| May-13 | |
| Small things hurt a lot
PHILOSOPHY : small things hurt a lot
Example : u can sit on a mountain but no...
| May-02 | |
| When do you CONGRATULATE
Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer : On th...
| Apr-18 | |
| Love your friends not their sisters
Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends....
| Apr-18 | |
| Im a SARDAR Virus
Dear reciever, Im a SARDAR Virus. I am not so advanced,
so pls delete all ur...
| Apr-18 | |
| Height of mixed emotions
What is the height of mixed emotions???
when ur mother in law falls from 7t...
| Mar-28 | |
| I dont think we can be a couple
Boy : I dont think we can be a couple.
Girl : Why, did you met my Father?
boy ...
| Mar-26 | |
| Please whisper those 3 little
Man: Please whisper those 3 little words that would make my day!
Woman: Go to...
| Mar-21 | |
| I know how to please a Woman
Man: I know how to please a Woman.
Woman: Well, please leave me alone.
...
| Mar-21 | |
| Man to women Is this seat empty
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and mine will be too, if you sit down....
| Mar-21 | |
| Wow New Underwear
What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah?
Wow! New Underwear....
| Mar-21 | |
| Would you like your coffee black
Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors d...
| Mar-20 | |
| My nights are going sleepless
My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. So I asked GOD, "is t...
| Mar-05 | |
| Why dont men often show
Q: Why don't men often show their true feelings?
A: Because they don't hav...
| Mar-05 | |
| World Smallest resignation letter
World's Smallest resignation letter for job?
Respected sir, I love your wife...
| Mar-02 | |
| My girl friend and me
My girl friend and me, we are so perfect, she loves me, and I love myself too......
| Mar-01 | |
| GIRL Say you love me
GIRL : Say you love me!
Say you love me!
BOY : You love me......
| Mar-01 | |
| Data and Information
Whats the difference between Data and Information?
362436 - Data
36-24-36 ...
| Mar-01 | |
| be careful when a guy tells u
be careful when a guy tells u that he loves u from the bottom of his heart, 4 th...
| Mar-01 | |
| Why do women love gold
Why do women love gold more than man?
Because Gold has 24 Carrots while man h...
| Feb-17 | |
| We should marry them
Teacher to child: How should we add one and one so that they may be more than tw...
| Feb-15 | |
| There is bomb in my garden
Man: Officer! There is bomb in my garden !
Officer: Don't worry. If no one c...
| Feb-12 | |
| Using without tables
TEACHER: Johny, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?
LJOHNY: You t...
| Feb-12 | |
| Meaning of a school
Teacher:What's the meaning of a school?
Robin: A school is a place where fat...
| Feb-12 | |
| Full form of WIFE
Full form of WIFE:-
W=worries
I=invited
F=for
E=ever...
| Feb-10 | |
| Entertainment Tax
A judge charged 540$ fine to an accused of Rape. When asked why Rs 540$
Judge...
| Feb-10 | [Not rated] |
| Teacher w here is himalaya
Teacher - Where is himalaya.
Kid - Madam!I don't know.
Teacher- Don't kn...
| Feb-02 | |
| Terrorist and parents
Whats the difference between a terrorist and your parents?
You can negotiate ...
| Feb-02 | [Not rated] |
| What is rape
Boy to Girl: Darling, what is rape?
Girl- Its the wrong man at the right pla...
| Jan-29 | |
| The full form of GIRL
The full form of GIRL:
G = Ghost
I = In
R = Real
L = Life
...
| Jan-28 | |
| The 3 wonders of a woman
The 3 wonders of a woman
1. give milk without eating grass
2. get wet wi...
| Jan-24 | |
| Talk in your sleep
If you want your wife to listen and pay undivided attention to every word you sa...
| Jan-22 | [Not rated] |
| Dinosaurs and Decent Girls
Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist....
| Jan-21 | |
| A Mother makes her son
A Mother makes her son
Intelligent in 20 years,
but a Girl can makes
him...
| Jan-20 | |
| When do you congratulate
When do you congratulate
someone for their Mistake?
Answer : On their Weddi...
| Jan-20 | |
