|Life is very short|
Life is very short,
So enjoy every moment,
Dont lose your confidence,
|If I could rewrite the alphabet|
If I could rewrite the alphabet I"d put U and I together!...
|What part of a woman does a man|
Q: What part of a woman does a man like looking at best?
A: The top of her he...
|When it hurts to look back|
When it hurts to look back,
And you are scared to look ahead,
You can look bes...
|Love is a word made up|
Love is a word made up of two vowels,
two consonants and two foo...
|Earth want water|
Earth want water,
Flower want due,
I want nothing,
But a lovely smile from U....
|When I was born Devil said|
When I was born Devil said ohoh!!!
But when U were born Devil ...
|If your a Vegetarian|
If your a Vegetarian to be nice to animals, why are you eating there food ...
|Why did Santa fall out the window|
Q: Why did Santa fall out the window?
A: He was ironing the curtain....
|If u help a gal wen she is in problem|
"If u help a gal wen she is in problem,
she will alwys remember u only wen she
Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
A white horse fell in the mud
|Small things hurt a lot|
PHILOSOPHY : small things hurt a lot
Example : u can sit on a mountain but no...
|When do you CONGRATULATE|
Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer : On th...
|Love your friends not their sisters|
Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends....
|Im a SARDAR Virus|
Dear reciever, Im a SARDAR Virus. I am not so advanced,
so pls delete all ur...
|Height of mixed emotions|
What is the height of mixed emotions???
when ur mother in law falls from 7t...
|I dont think we can be a couple|
Boy : I dont think we can be a couple.
Girl : Why, did you met my Father?
|Please whisper those 3 little|
Man: Please whisper those 3 little words that would make my day!
Woman: Go to...
|I know how to please a Woman|
Man: I know how to please a Woman.
Woman: Well, please leave me alone.
|Man to women Is this seat empty|
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and mine will be too, if you sit down....
|Wow New Underwear|
What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah?
Wow! New Underwear....
|Would you like your coffee black|
Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors d...
|My nights are going sleepless|
My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. So I asked GOD, "is t...
|Why dont men often show|
Q: Why don't men often show their true feelings?
A: Because they don't hav...
|World Smallest resignation letter|
World's Smallest resignation letter for job?
Respected sir, I love your wife...
|My girl friend and me|
My girl friend and me, we are so perfect, she loves me, and I love myself too......
|GIRL Say you love me|
GIRL : Say you love me!
Say you love me!
BOY : You love me......
|Data and Information|
Whats the difference between Data and Information?
362436 - Data
|be careful when a guy tells u|
be careful when a guy tells u that he loves u from the bottom of his heart, 4 th...
|Why do women love gold|
Why do women love gold more than man?
Because Gold has 24 Carrots while man h...
|We should marry them|
Teacher to child: How should we add one and one so that they may be more than tw...
|There is bomb in my garden|
Man: Officer! There is bomb in my garden !
Officer: Don't worry. If no one c...
|Using without tables|
TEACHER: Johny, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?
LJOHNY: You t...
|Meaning of a school|
Teacher:What's the meaning of a school?
Robin: A school is a place where fat...
|Full form of WIFE|
Full form of WIFE:-
A judge charged 540$ fine to an accused of Rape. When asked why Rs 540$
|Teacher w here is himalaya|
Teacher - Where is himalaya.
Kid - Madam!I don't know.
Teacher- Don't kn...
|Terrorist and parents|
Whats the difference between a terrorist and your parents?
You can negotiate ...
|What is rape|
Boy to Girl: Darling, what is rape?
Girl- Its the wrong man at the right pla...
|The full form of GIRL|
The full form of GIRL:
G = Ghost
I = In
R = Real
L = Life
|The 3 wonders of a woman|
The 3 wonders of a woman
1. give milk without eating grass
2. get wet wi...
|Talk in your sleep|
If you want your wife to listen and pay undivided attention to every word you sa...
|Dinosaurs and Decent Girls|
Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist....
|A Mother makes her son|
A Mother makes her son
Intelligent in 20 years,
but a Girl can makes
|When do you congratulate|
When do you congratulate
someone for their Mistake?
Answer : On their Weddi...