| Kutte ko murgi se pyar hua
Kutte ko murgi se pyar hua,
Usne murgi se shadi ki,
Kuch din baad murgi ne kha...
| Sep-24 | |
| Ten advantures of not having Love
10 ADVANTAGES OF NOT HAVING A ?LOVER??
1.SAVE TIME.
2. CAN SLEEP WELL.
3. DON...
| Dec-03 | |
| A baby in our country had no legs
American : a baby in our country had no legs. we put artificial leg on him
he i...
| Nov-25 | |
| An elderly English Man admitted
An elderly English Man admitted to the intensive care department of a hospital r...
| Nov-14 | |
| DRIVE SLOW Board
A: There is always a "DRIVE SLOW" board near boy"s schools, but not near girl"s ...
| Nov-05 | |
| Son has swallowed a key
Man:Doctor ! My Son has swallowed a key.
Doctor: When ?
Man:Three Months...
| Oct-30 | |
| Two Frdnz talking
Two Frdnz talking:
hey i get married!
o thatz gud!
no thats bad,shes ugly!
o...
| Oct-27 | |
| Have you caught the thief
Police Inspector : Have you caught the thief?
Sharef : No, but I found some tra...
| Oct-22 | |
| U Look Exactly LIke My Third Wife
Doctor: U Look Exactly LIke My Third Wife.
Lady: How Many Wives Do You Have?
...
| Oct-21 | |
| Can You Define Who Is LECTURER
Teacher To Student:
Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?
Student : A LECTURER I...
| Oct-18 | |
| Girl anounced her engagement
Girl anounced her engagement. Father: Does this fellow have any money?
Girl: ...
| Oct-12 | |
| LOVE BELIEF and RELIEF
Son asked his dad the difference between
LOVE, BELIEF, and RELIEF.
Fathe...
| Oct-10 | |
| Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun
Teacher : Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun. Everyone must attend it.
Raj...
| Oct-08 | |
| Are you sure you love me
Girlfriend : Are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend : Dead Sure!...
| Oct-07 | |
| A girl and boy were siting alone
A girl & boy were siting alone, that boy started touching de girl,
girl : do...
| Oct-05 | |
| I want a responsible man
Girl : I want a responsible man as a husband.
Man replies : That is me, when...
| Sep-28 | |
| I want a responsible man
Girl : I want a responsible man as a husband.
Man replies : That is me, when...
| Sep-28 | |
| What are the people of Turkey called
Teacher : What are the people of Turkey called?
Student : I dont know.
Teac...
| Sep-28 | |
| with an ugly woman
One guy asks the other: Hey, have you ever been to bed with an ugly woman?
The ...
| Sep-26 | |
| One small love story
One small love story
Boy & Girl in restaurant
Boy:-I Love u
Girl:-I d...
| Sep-19 | |
| Which Part of a man body
Which Part...
of a man"s body
has no bone
full of veins
loves pumping
...
| Sep-17 | |
| Immediate placement
Parents to a college watchman:
Is this college good..?
Watchman: Probably th...
| Sep-16 | |
| What do politicians and porn stars
Q: What do politicians and porn stars
have in common?
A: They are experts i...
| Sep-16 | |
| You have got to fix my computer
Customer : You have got to fix my computer. I urgently need to print document bu...
| Sep-11 | |
| Who is more intelligent
Son: Pappa tell me who is more intelligent father or a son
Father: of course ...
| Sep-11 | |
| I want to be a good mother
Teacher asks children, what do you wish to do in future?
Ram : I want to be ...
| Sep-09 | |
| Did your father help you
Teacher: Did your father help your with your homework?
Student: No, he did it...
| Sep-01 | |
| World goes around every 24 hours
There is this drunk man standing out on the street corner.
A cop passes by a...
| Aug-30 | |
| Children are afarid of egyptians
what is the diff. b/w egyptians mummies and pakisatnimummies?
Children are af...
| Aug-15 | |
| I dont wanna catch it again
After a long night, the blonde asks her friend: ?Say, do you have AIDS??.
?NO...
| Aug-12 | |
| I hardly remember taking my shirt off
Can you explain to me how this lipstick got on your collar? the suspicious wife ...
| Jul-26 | |
| Lack of evidence
Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the f...
| Jul-19 | |
| Oscars and election
When the best actors are chosen by other actors, it's called the Oscars. When t...
| Jul-19 | |
| Good lawyer and a great lawyer
Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A: A good...
| Jul-19 | |
| Secretary & Private secretary
Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?
Ans: secretary ...
| Jul-18 | |
| Before Marriage and after
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
...
| Jul-14 | |
| Why do men chase women
Question: Why do men chase women when they have no intention of marrying?
An...
| Jul-14 | |
| Girlfriend And are you sure you love
Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else? Boyfriend: Dear Sure! ...
| Jul-08 | |
| Only when you get my bill
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) Will it hurt, doctor?
Surgeon: Only when you g...
| Jul-07 | |
| Press Down if u think u r MAD
Press Down if u think u r MAD.
I cant Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God ...
| Jul-03 | |
| MuSharraf to his wife
MuSharraf to his wife," what happand why you are sad?"
Begam," Have not U rea...
| Jul-01 | |
| Teacher Correct the sentence
Teacher : Correct the sentence, ?A bull and a cow is grazing in the field?
Stud...
| Jun-26 | |
| 1 prostitute came 2 a doctor
1 prostitute came 2 a doctor and told 2 create a hole in hre body.
Doctor :Wh...
| Jun-26 | |
| A door knocks twice
a door knocks twice,
old man - whos there?
ans : opportunity,
old man : u r d...
| Jun-19 | |
| What is a kiss
What is a kiss???
In view of???..
(1)Geometry?
?KISS IS THE SHORTEST DISTANC...
| Jun-19 | |
