| Pakistan ka Qaumi Phal
Pakistan ka Qaumi Phal.
Sabr ka Phal.
Qaumi Libas: Half Shirt and Half Shalwar...
| Sep-01 | |
| New Paki film
New Paki film:
"Aao Barbad Karin"
Hero: "Pervaiz Musharf"
Herion: "Benazir"
...
| Aug-31 | |
| Dozakh mein PCO k call rates
Dozakh mein PCO k call rates:
UK. Rs.85/min..
USA. Rs.90/min,
INDIA. Rs...
| May-15 | |
| A girl gave a signal 2 stop a car
A girl gave a signal 2 stop a car.When d car arrived n stopped she said: "Oops s...
| Apr-15 | |
| Mein tumara aashiq hoon UFONE walo ka
Girl to Boy :darling, ek 1000 ka card send karo mera balance end ho gaya hay, tu...
| Apr-01 | |
| Aare o sambha yeh sms padhnewala insaan
Gabbar: Aare o sambha! yeh sms padhnewala insaan hai ki bandar?
Samba: Sarkar...
| Dec-08 | |
| Mushraf ki niyat
Mushraf ki niyat
"Niyat karta hoon 2 molvi marne ki.
6 rocket fire farz.
...
| Nov-25 | |
| Elahi aj ye farman likh de
Elahi aj ye farman likh de,
Har khushi sms parhnay wale k naam likh de,
Agar...
| Nov-14 | |
| New pakistan team for worldcup 2011
New pakistan team for worldcup 2011
COach : wasim chakram
team:
bekar younus
...
| Nov-14 | |
| 10 foot onchi deewar pe ghaass
10 foot onchi deewar pe ghaass rakhi thi,
Bataoo gadha isay kaisay khaye ga?
S...
| Nov-12 | |
| Elephant ka Neaker
Mouse to elephant: 2 din k liye apni Neaker dena.
Elephant: ha....haaaa...........
| Nov-06 | |
| Such or veham mae kia ferk hai
Teacher:
such or veham mae kia ferk hai?
student:
Ap jo hum ko perha rhi ...
| Nov-06 | |
| agar 1 ship main MUSHARAF NAWAZ SHARIF
agar 1 ship main MUSHARAF,NAWAZ SHARIF,BENAZIR &
SHOUKAT AZIZ bethay hon or sh...
| Oct-31 | |
| Main tumhari yaad mein 15 din
Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein 15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun, mujhe lene kab aa...
| Oct-30 | |
| Boy teri judai me neend urti hai
BOY: TERI JUDAI ME NEEND URTI HAI CHAIN KHOTA
HAI JAAN JAATI HAI OR DIL ROTA H...
| Oct-29 | |
| Aik aurat jannat k farishtay se
aik aurat jannat k farishtay se boli: mera nikah..
mere dunya wale shohar se ka...
| Oct-27 | |
| TV se Door rakein
Breaking News: Tamam hazrat se Guzarish hi, k Apni aurton or bachon ko ajkal T.V...
| Oct-26 | |
| Shareef admi
Ek shareef admi shadi k bad apni B.V ko bola:
"aaj sey tum he meri ZINDAGI ho...
| Oct-25 | |
| Bemaza Khana
AIK HUSBAND KO WIFE K BUD"ZAIQA KHANA BANANAY
PER SAKHT GHUSSA AAYA TOU CHUP N...
| Oct-21 | |
| Yeh sulagata jism
Yeh sulagata jism, Yeh kamp Kampate Honth, Yeh Thartharata bua badan, Yeh ladkha...
| Oct-12 | |
| Aisa khat likho sajna
Girl : Aisa khat likho sajna, meri umar beet jaye parrhtey parrhtey
Boy : (i=...
| Oct-09 | |
| 3 Admi namaz par rahy tay
3 Admi namaz par rahy(itfiq se) tay,samnay se gada guzra ,
1st:-nay gaday ko ...
| Oct-06 | |
| Girls of 1970 and 2007
GIRLS 1970: Jia beqraar hai aai bahar hai, aa ja moray baalma taira intzar hai
...
| Oct-05 | |
| Mein tenu jannat desaan
A paindu died
God says to him !
Mein tenu jannat desaan
Paindu bola
-
-...
| Oct-03 | |
| Child hamare ghar munna
Child: hamare ghar munna aane wala hai
2nd child: tumhe kese pata?
1st: last ...
| Sep-26 | |
| Bhikhari Saab 1 rupaya de do
Bhikhari : Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb : Kal aana.
Bhikhari : Saala is kal-kal ...
| Sep-25 | |
| Maalik 500 Rs mahine ka kiraya
Makaan Maalik: 500 Rs. mahine ka kiraya hoga!
Kiraayedar: Thik hai; par aapk...
| Sep-25 | |
| Similarity between Gandhiji n Mallika
Similarity between Gandhiji n Mallika?
Dono NE kapde tyag diye,
Ek NE desh ke ...
| Sep-23 | |
| Do english men baatein kerte
Do english men baatein kerte hain apni life aur wife ki.
pehla man: Yaar mein...
| Sep-13 | |
| Darling Tum Mery Aashiq Ho Na
Girl TO Boy :
Darling Tum Mery Aashiq Ho Na!!!
1000 Wala WARID Ka Card Send ...
| Sep-13 | |
| Agar Dil ko aanda egg kehtey
Agar "Dil" ko aanda(egg) kehtey to films k naam aisay hote
Hum Aanda de chuk...
| Sep-11 | |
| Mom: Beta khana khayega
Mom: Beta khana khayega?
Beta: Na
Mom: Ladu khaiyega??
Beta: Na
Mom: Mithai...
| Sep-11 | |
| Ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par
Ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par phool daal raha hota hai.
Aur brabar mein bhi...
| Sep-11 | |
| Tum japenz ho na
aik Pagal American se:
Tum japenz ho na???
American: NAhi me American ho....
...
| Sep-11 | |
| Janeman tute huye dil se pyaar karogi
Boy : Janeman! tute huye dil se pyaar karogi ya dil tutne tak pyaar karogi.
G...
| Sep-04 | |
| Ek baar ek chor pehlwan ke ghar
Ek baar ek chor pehlwan ke ghar chori karne jata hai.
Pehlwan ki moti biwi usse...
| Sep-01 | |
| Mom isbar hum sare patake
Child : Mom isbar hum sare patake is shop se lenge.
Mom : lekin beta ye toh g...
| Aug-31 | |
| Aik singer nay apne hamsae se kaha
Aik singer nay apne hamsae se kaha main jab bhi gana gana shuroo karta hoon tho ...
| Aug-31 | |
| Husband aur wife hotel mein gaye
Husband aur wife hotel mein gaye tabhi 1 lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife : Koun thi...
| Aug-30 | |
| Jesa KAroGay Wesa BharoGay
One Important STORY Wid MORAL:
Aik Din Hum Un k Ghar Gaye Tu W Soay Hoay Thay...
| Aug-30 | |
| Ghalin ne apnay girlfriend ko date
GHALIB NE APNI GIRL FRIEND KO DATE PER BULAYA WO LATE HOGAI....
GIRL: AM I LA...
| Aug-25 | |
| Boy papa 1 glass pani dedo
Boy: papa 1 glass pani dedo
Papa: khud lelo
Boy: plz dedo na
Papa:agar ab ...
| Aug-23 | |
| Ek ladki apny boy friend k sath
Ek ladki apny boy friend k sath nai car main long drive par ja rahi thi achanak ...
| Aug-20 | |
| Interviewer asked from moin khan wife
In an interview 2 asked by moin khan's wife.
Wedding night ko kya hua tha?
...
| Aug-20 | |
| Mujhe bemari hai na khaoon to
Patient: Mujhe bemari hai na khaoon to bhook lagti hai, Na soun to neend ati hai...
| Aug-20 | |
