| 3 male aur 2 female Makkhiya
Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3...
| Jan-21 | |
| ladke nahin badaltey
Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha.
2nd day doosri ladki k saath dekha gaya.
...
| Jan-21 | |
| 7 Angels come to me and asked
7 Angels come to me & asked for
the most
Inteligent
Smart
Nice
Sweet
Well ...
| Jan-21 | |
| Boy Chalo kisi viran jagah
Boy- Chalo, kisi viran jagah chalte hai
Girl- Tum aesi vaisi harkat to nahi k...
| Jan-21 | |
| Husband ne at 1st night
Husband ne at 1st night
Opened the ghungat gave rs.500 Munh dikhai,
Wife said,...
| Jan-21 | |
| Yaar kutte puch kyu hilate hai
Munna Bhai: Yaar kutte puch kyu hilate hai?Bole toh Dog Tail Shaking why yaar..
...
| Jan-21 | |
| Boyfriend girlfriend kya hota hai
Munna bhai: Circuit ye boyfriend-girlfriend kya hota hai?
Circuit: Kuch nahi ...
| Jan-21 | |
| Aapne nurse bahut achhi
Patient to doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi ladkhi hai,
Uska haath lagte hi main th...
| Jan-21 | |
| Miya Bivi Ya Boy Friend Girl Friend
Munna bhai: Aey circuit koi jodi boy-friend girl-friend hai ya miya-bivi hai kai...
| Jan-21 | |
| Always try to send nice messages
Always try to send nice messages,
bcoz jab teri saanse rukegi
to log keh...
| Jan-20 | [Not rated] |
| Ek tum ho ki kitne acche ho
Ek tum ho ki kitne acche ho,
1 tum ho ki kitne pyare ho,
1 tum ho ki kitne s...
| Jan-20 | |
| Isiliye main use yaha se
Girl's father- Main nahi chahta ki meri beti
apni puri zindgi 1 gadhe k sath g...
| Jan-20 | [Not rated] |
| Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain
1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain.
2nd Child: Why?
1st Child: Jab Bhi...
| Jan-20 | |
| Tayyar khana
Customer : Bhai kab se wait ker raha hoon khana abhi tak tayyar nahi howa?
Ho...
| Jan-16 | |
| Tujhse thodi loonga
Ek baar ek Fakir call girl ke paas gaya,
Sex kiya aur chal diya.
Call gir...
| Jan-15 | |
| Newtons 2nd law of ishq
Newtons 2nd law of ishq the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl toward...
| Jan-15 | |
| Bush Offers A Sardar Tum Hume
Bush Offers A Sardar, Tum Hume Usama Do Hum Tumko Titanic Wali Larki Dega,
S...
| Jan-15 | [Not rated] |
| Moulvi Jab Mein Mar
Moulvi:Jab Mein Mar Jaoun To Samney Waloon Ko Zaroor Bulanaa.
Biwi: Kyon ???...
| Jan-15 | |
| After finishing MBBS
After finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna start his practice. He checked 1st patient eyes,...
| Jan-15 | [Not rated] |
| Thapar maar dena
if people say u r crazy, b patient
if they say u r idiot , RELAX
if they ...
| Jan-15 | |
| Formality tau poori karni hai
Girl....
if you will try to kiss me ....
Main shoor macha doon ghi...
Boy...
| Jan-15 | |
| New punishment for mobile owners
New punishment for mobile owners:
1) Miscall k leye jail.
2) SmS k leye umer k...
| Jan-15 | |
| Amma di Juttian and Gaalian
When u fall in Love no Power on earth can Keep You Away from your loved one.
Bu...
| Jan-15 | |
| Shaitaan assiciation invites
Shaitaan assiciation invites all members for the annual meeting to discuss their...
| Jan-14 | |
| Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal
Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha, Har Meenar Ko Dekha, Har Kaleen ...
| Jan-14 | [Not rated] |
| Girls of 1980 and 2007
1980 Girls: maa mei jeans pehanungi
Maa : nahin beti log kya kahengey ?
2007...
| Jan-13 | |
| Aankhon main SHARAFAT
Aankhon main
"SHARAFAT"
Chall ma
"NAZAKAT"
Dil main
"SACHCHAI"
...
| Jan-13 | [Not rated] |
| Larka lerki se Janeman is dil
Larka lerki se : Janeman is dil mein chali aao
Lerki : Sandle utaron kya?
...
| Jan-13 | [Not rated] |
| Tere liye chand kya
Tere liye chand kya
Sitaro ko bhi tod dunga
Tu sadhi ke liye ha kaho
Ghar wal...
| Jan-13 | [Not rated] |
| 50 paise de de
bikari : 50 paise de de ,maine 3 din se khana nahi khaya baba.
marvadi : 50 p...
| Jan-12 | |
| Akal badi ki bhais
PROFESSOR : Akal badi ki bhais?
MUNNA BHAI : Bole toh pehlay date of birth Bata...
| Jan-12 | [Not rated] |
| CIRCUIT ka Chain
CIRCUIT : Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sa...
| Jan-12 | |
| All flowers are nice
Rose,Lotus,Tulips,Sunflower all flowers are nice and sweet but they have no comp...
| Jan-11 | [Not rated] |
| Chand pe kali ghata
Chand pe kali ghata to aati to hogi,Sitaaron ko muskurahat aati to hogi.Tum laak...
| Jan-11 | [Not rated] |
| Kitne haseen hai aap
Kitne haseen hai aap,khud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaya karo....
Aankhon mei...
| Jan-11 | |
| Rab se Dua karte hain k
Rab se Dua karte hain k,
Mery Dost ko khoshiyon ka sansar mile,
Aur jo muj...
| Jan-09 | |
