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Wash Basin
A Pathan goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his han...
May-26
Path at cruise
Once a cruise ship carrying people from all the nations was going on a around th...
May-26
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Girl to Boyfriend
Girl to Boyfriend: Now it is time we should marry. Boy: That's ok, but who ...
May-24
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Buyer to seller
Buyer to seller: Is it a faithful dog? Seller: Yes, I have sold it 3 times e...
May-24
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Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O...
May-22
SMS bhejan da nahi si shonk saanu
SMS bhejan da nahi si shonk saanu, teri yaad ne mobile fada dita, Message li...
May-22
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what happend 2 ur mobile
what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D ...
May-22
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One day Raja and rani decided
One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon ins...
May-20
If ur world is spinning round
If ur world is spinning round & round... ur heart is beating fast....... Do u...
Apr-18
Today i was cooking chicken
â?¢ Today i was cooking chicken when i added green palak. Chicken started sin...
Apr-18
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This messege can only
This messege can only b read by a CUTe person Try again .................. ...
Apr-18
Main uski yaad mein
Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf k...
Apr-18
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You cute
You = cute You = hot You = sweet You = intelligent You = amazing You = perf...
Apr-18
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aj Ek Sweater Aur Pehen Lo
Aaj ... Aaj...... Aaj Ek Sweater Aur Pehen Lo... Aaj Ek Razai Aur Odh Lo... . ...
Apr-18
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When i call you
When i call you.. 1. Ringing means i m thinking u. 2. Ringing means i like u. ...
Apr-18
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Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya KUCH TO HUA HAI KUCH HO GAYA H...
Apr-18
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Kya aankheiN hain aapki
Kya aankheiN hain aapki, kya baatein hain aapki.. us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko b...
Apr-18
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If marriages r made in heaven
If marriages r made in heaven, den wat r made in Hell? Ans : the days after marr...
Apr-17
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Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi socha th...
Apr-17
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Hi i am marrying next week
Hi i am marrying next week there will be a small party and only few persons wi...
Apr-17
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Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki
Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai sochta hu ki ...
Apr-17
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Teri aankain jhuki jhuki
Teri aankain jhuki jhuki tera chehra khila khila jab tere chehre per haath ghu...
Apr-17
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Tere der pe sanam hazar baar ayengey
tere der pe sanam hazar baar ayengey, tere der pe sanam hazar baar ayengey, Gh...
Apr-17
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Arz kiya hai g
Arz kiya hai..... Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai wah wah! wah wah! Aaj-kal a...
Apr-17
Kids in back seats cause accidents
Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids...
Apr-17
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Passwords r like underwear
Passwords r like underwear: change them often...
Apr-17
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2day 2mmorow and yesterday
2day, 2mmorow & yesterday there will b 1 heart dat would always beat 4 uâ?¦u kno...
Apr-09
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I have started luving
I have started luving "U"... I know it sounds rediculous but I can"t control ...
Apr-09
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I m at the police station
im at the police station.The police caught me & filed a case against me "posses...
Apr-09
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The Police are looking
The Police are looking for a suspect who is smart, sexy, witty & very good looki...
Apr-09
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One out of four people
One out of four people is a chinese in this world. If your father, your mother a...
Apr-09
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Chelthay rahoo chhelthay rahooo
chelthay rahoo chhelthay rahooo.. jub pohacnh jao to sms ker day na...
Apr-09
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aRz KiYa hAi
aRz KiYa hAi !! DiL nAy TuMhaiN yAaD kyAa AuR sOgAya DiL NaY tUmHAiN yAaD kyAa...
Apr-08
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when i call u
when i call u; 1 ring means Iâ??m thinking of u;2 ring means i like u; 3 means i...
Apr-08
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Can I Have Ur Picture
Can I Have Ur Picture So I Can Show Santa What I Want For XMAS?...
Apr-08
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kehtain hain ke ISHQ
kehtain hain ke ISHQ main nind Urjati hai Kehtian hain ke ISHQ main nind urjati...
Apr-08
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Funny mirror
ONCE THERE WAS A MIRROR WHICH USED TO KILL LIERS: FRENCH: I THINK I DON?T SM...
Mar-07
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Hard Disk Girls and RAM Girl
Hard Disk Girls: She remembers everything, FOREVER.RAM Girls: She forgets about ...
Mar-05
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Talent and Intelligence
What is the difference between Talent and Intelligence? Walking on a tig...
Mar-05
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Only true friends stand by u
Only true friends stand by u during bad times. I promise I will attend ur wed...
Feb-29
Failure Is Not When Your GirlFriend Leaves
Failure Is Not When Your GirlFriend Leaves You It?s When You Don?t Try For...
Feb-29
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Love story of Mosquito and bird flu
True Luv Story A Mosquito & Hen Fell In Love Wid Each Other 1 Day They K...
Feb-26
BA Beautiful angle
Abbreviations for our degrees: B.A ?- BEAUTIFUL ANGLE B.E ?- BEAUTIFUL E...
Feb-21
Mohabbat ki validity
DEAR CUSTOMER: Assalam-o-Aliakum, Aapki mohabbat ki validity khatam ho rahi ...
Feb-21
Girl father main nahin chahta k meri beti
Girl?s father: ?main nahin chahta k meri beti apni pori zindagi ek ghaday k ...
Feb-21
 
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