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| A man approached a very beautiful woman
A man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and asked, You kn...
| May-13 | |
| Jigsaw puzzle finished in record time
Dick Cheney walks into the Oval Office and sees The President whooping and holle...
| Mar-24 | [Not rated] |
| Mr can u jump up and ten times
Doctor : mr, can u jump up and ten times ?
Patient : but why docter ?
Doctor :...
| Mar-20 | |
| D check whch u gave me has returned back
Doctor:D check whch u gave me has returned back.
Patient:D head-ache 4 whch ...
| Mar-12 | [Not rated] |
| A neighbor came to Nasrudin
A neighbor came to Nasrudin, asking to borrow his donkey. "It is out on loan,"...
| Mar-09 | [Not rated] |
| Pack the bag
A man runs into his house and says to his wife, Honey, I just won the lottery! P...
| Feb-24 | [Not rated] |
| A blind man was begging
A blind man was begging in New York with a board written ?I?m blind,help me?.1 g...
| Feb-21 | [Not rated] |
| Why does your dog sit there
Guest: Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?
Hotel Host: I cant imag...
| Feb-20 | |
| Bitten by a vampire
Patient: Doctor, I think that I?ve bitten by a vampire.
Doctor: Drink this gl...
| Feb-16 | [Not rated] |
| Teacher write your lover name on paper
Teachr: Everyone Write Your Lover Name on a Paper...
After 2 seconds: Gir Fi...
| Feb-08 | [Not rated] |
| A guy walks into a bar
A guy walks into a bar and there?s a horse serving drinks.
The horse asks, ?W...
| Feb-04 | [Not rated] |
| Same copy of composition
Teacher : Pappu, your composition on ?My Dog? is exactly the same as your brothe...
| Feb-04 | [Not rated] |
| A typical engineering student
A typical engineering student grabbed a coin,flipped it in d air n said
?heads ...
| Feb-04 | [Not rated] |
| 2 men went 2 a callgirl
2 men went 2 a callgirl.
1st went in and came out n said
?Na my wife is better...
| Feb-04 | |
| Somthing is wrong
SOME-THING-IS-WRONG
A chinees couple have three sons,
When 1st son born, they ...
| Feb-04 | [Not rated] |
| What kind of gift you will present to me
Girl: What kind of gift you will present to me on valentines day?
Boy: Please t...
| Feb-04 | [Not rated] |
| what is girl friend
what is girl friend?
adition of problemz,
subtraction of money,
multipl...
| Feb-04 | [Not rated] |
| JAVA teacher and homeworks
Do u know y JAVA teachers don't give homeworks?
Because it is rule that ever...
| Feb-04 | [Not rated] |
| Is there any way for long life
Man : Is there any way for long life?
Doctor : Get married.
Man : Will it he...
| Feb-04 | [Not rated] |
| In a bar one Guy says to another
In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another
I slept wid ur mom last nite
D whole bar was wai...
| Feb-04 | [Not rated] |
| Do you want to hear a dirty joke
A: Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
B: OK tell the joke
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| Feb-04 | [Not rated] |
| When we get married
Girl: When we get married,
I want to share all your worries,
troubles and ligh...
| Feb-04 | |
| Addition of problems
What is a girl friend?
Addition of problems, subtraction of money,
Multiplicat...
| Feb-04 | [Not rated] |
| diff between gandhi musharraf and lalu
Whats the diff between gandhi, musharraf & lalu?
Gandhi-didnt know whats lie,
...
| Feb-04 | [Not rated] |
| Why are Egyptian kids always confused
Q: Why are Egyptian?s Children always confused?
A: Because after death, their...
| Feb-04 | |
| A man phones a mental hospital
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist if there is anybody in ...
| Feb-04 | [Not rated] |
| difference bw secretary and private secretary
Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?
Ans:
Secretary sa...
| Feb-04 | [Not rated] |
| Women and Beekeeper
Woman: One of your bees just stung me. I want you to do something about it.
B...
| Feb-04 | [Not rated] |
| DAMN difference
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic. "Why?" a...
| Feb-04 | [Not rated] |
| Surrounded Army
An small army troop were in a battle field and they were surrounded by the oppos...
| Feb-04 | [Not rated] |
| Osama consults a psychic
Osama consults a psychic about the date of his death.
Psychic: You will die o...
| Feb-04 | [Not rated] |
| Similarity between dog and man
1. Both take up too much space on the bed.
2. Both have irrational fears about ...
| Feb-04 | [Not rated] |
| Wait for the Teachers
A student was asked 2 write
a signboard 4 the traffic rules
near da college ca...
| Feb-04 | [Not rated] |
| New shiny motorcycle
An engineering student is walking on campus one day when another engineer rides ...
| Feb-04 | [Not rated] |
| TiGer KiLLs A Goat
TiGer KiLLs A Goat,
Hippopotamous Saw It. TiGer Asks
Hippo Not 2 TeLL This In ...
| Feb-04 | [Not rated] |
| Pic of a pretty office secretary
*Fair presentation of Financial Statements*
Pic of a pretty office secretary ...
| Feb-04 | [Not rated] |
| I Have Windows installed
Mr.Bean : I want Pink curtains for my computer Screen...
Salesman : But Compute...
| Feb-04 | [Not rated] |
| An Ant n Mosquito got married
An Ant n Mosquito got married.
And went on their Honey Moon...
Mosquito is wai...
| Feb-04 | |
