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Tum bahar jate ho toh hamesha darr Wife to husband:- Tum bahar jate ho toh hamesha darr laga rehta hai Husband:- D...	Nov-07
Woh dekho ladka mujhe smile de raha Wife Husband Se : Woh dekho ladka mujhe smile de raha hai.... Husband : Smile...	Oct-10
GALIB NE APNI GIRL FRIEND KO GALIB NE APNI GIRL FRIEND KO DATE PAR BULAYA AUR WOH LATE HO GAYI. GIRL- AM I L...	Sep-26
Zardari ka Farman Zardari ka Farman, Subse pehlay sadar-e-Pakistan, Mulk ko bana do Qabristan, ...	Aug-31
Jes ki ek smile par hai duniya fida Jes ki ek smile par hai duniya fida jes se Dil na hona chahe Judda jes ka styl...	Jul-08
Dil mein tu Dharkan mein tu Dil mein tu Dharkan mein tu asaman mein tu Zameen mein tu akhon mein tu san...	Jul-08
EK DIN PUCHA MUSKURAHAT NE HUMSE EK DIN PUCHA MUSKURAHAT NE HUMSE , HAR PAL HAME KYUN BULATE HO? HUMNE KAHA H...	May-24	[Not rated]
Ess line ki english banao Teacher to a student: Ess line ki english banao- Usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi...	May-13
BHIKARI Saab 6 rupee dedo chai pini he BHIKARI: Saab Rs.6 dedo chai pini he MAN: kyo? chai to 3 ki hoti hai. B: S...	May-01
Mom Jab bf kiss kare to bolo dont Ek mom ne apne beti ko pyaar karne ka style sikhaya: Mom:Jab bf kiss kare to...	Mar-30
Engineer Ki Wife Ki Delivery 1 Mechanical Engineer Ki Wife Ki Delivery Hui. Usne Husband Ko SMS Bheja Mub...	Mar-29
Brush ka 1 baal Memon to dukandar: Yaar zara toothbrush dena mere brush ka 1 baal toot gaya hai ...	Mar-29	[Not rated]
Accounts k student ki Gali Accounts k student ki Gali: Saala bounced cheque, dharti pe liability, paidais...	Mar-29	[Not rated]
4 inch ka hai Size normal hai 4 inch ka hai. Size normal hai. Mazboot hai.Ziyada mota b nahi hai. 2 Larkiyan d...	Mar-27	[Not rated]
Suit Bada Acha Pahna Hai Boy: Suit Bada Acha Pahna Hai. Girl: Thanx Boy: Lipstik Bahut Achi Lagai H...	Mar-22	[Not rated]
Did u have any boy friend Husband: Did u have any boy friend befor our marriage? : : : : : ...	Mar-07
Woh gadi wala mar gaya kya A biker rider hit a parrot, then he took the unconscious bird & put her in a cag...	Feb-28
Propsal From A Rich Girl WHat Will A Guy Sing After He Gets Propsal From A Rich Girl . . . . Agar T...	Feb-24
Shah jahan ne Tajmahal ki har deewar Shah jahan ne Tajmahal ki har deewar ko dekha Har meenar ko dekha Har kale...	Feb-21
Morning Voices Morning Voices Uk: Hi dear USA:Good morning China Mehow Japan:Shanhow Italy...	Feb-04	[Not rated]
Teen Ant aur aik elephant what is attitude? 3 ants saw an elephant coming 1st ant- we will kill him 2nd...	Feb-04
Sahab 6 rs de do chaae peeni hai bhikari: sahab 6 rs de do chaae peeni hai sahab: lekin chae to 3 rs ki aati hai...	Feb-04
mujhe apne jism se buhat pyar a beautyful girl goes 2 skin doctor & asks: mujhe apne jism se buhat pyar hai, s...	Feb-04	[Not rated]
Gawar naukar Ek aadmi ne ek gawar naukar rakh liya aur usse samjhaya ki kissi ke naam lene se...	Feb-04
Larki ko I love u kehne ke acchi jaga BOY1: YAAR LARKI KO I LOVE U KEHNE KI SAB SE ACCHI JAGA KON C HAI:? BOY2: MAZ...	Feb-04
Bijli kahan se aati hai TEACHER: BIJLI KAHAN SE AATI HAI? STUDENT: MERE MAMOON K GHAR SE. TEACHER: KAI...	Feb-04	[Not rated]
Molvioun ki 1 bus ja rahi thi Molvioun ki 1 bus ja rahi thi Ek molvi sahb ne kaha k ''jahan koi larki nazar...	Feb-04